L	Loaded with phones
U	Unreal amount of phones
K	King of the phones
A	Ape shit

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How to make a Luka

Ingredients: 5 parts Glutney 10 parts Black 7 parts ape shit 220 parts Mobile phone know how

Method: just bag niggas, or sell him a fake phone then watch him EXPLODE

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sir luka king of phones.... king of the world? Pt 3

Luka was on the brink of going ape shit. He's phone didn't saticify he's apish needs. Luka had no choice but to join some low life traid gang in boxhill. The gang drove to nokia island, the welcoming sign said "welcome to nokia island, how did you get here in a car?" The gang got to nokia head quaters. They attempted to break in, blast the front doors locked. So they did what anyone would do... Signal a low flying plane with smoke from the fire Luka makes from rubbing his butt cheeks together. They would then bust a cap in the drivers ass and hope the plane hits the nokia head quarters.. They could do this..... or just use the back door... The gang went through the back door and there they saw it, phone heaven. In there was every nokia ever made. Luka was so excited he wet his pants and fell unconcious.. He later awoke out side in a dase. He asked him self "where am I? why are my pants wet?" TO BE CONTINUED!!!! (by DD unless he gets someone else to do it)

Luka and the nautious phones Pt 2...

ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH Yes that was the exsact sound luka made in his pants when he relised that he actually got another phone, the ammount of excitement was inconprehensable. He found this more exciting than any sexual feat imaganable. luka couldnt hold it in anymore so when he got home he unleashed his rage on his cat and had it roasted. this phone was special, it was the uberphone 200000 from grermany, but as you can probaly tell, this phone didn't satisfy the future phone king, he needed more, he wanted some action!, he wanted more pixles, a better resolution and a place to make love with it!, this piece of shit just wasn't good enough for luka, his parents tried to stop him but then they relised that they didn't know anything about the phones so it was ok. now luka had a major complaint, he counld wait 3 months for the next phone, so he brought every phone he could but still to no avail. then as he was selling them all, cracks appeared from omar and monkeys were back with feces and anger!!!!!!! (Pt 3 to be written by Beef!)

Luka: The Phone King

Once apon a time in the vast pits between the noisy horse of the white road and Ghetto town (doom valley). There lived a small... well not really small more large boy named luka.. Anyway Luka hadn't had much luck with girls. Luka has been rejected by more girls then he could count on both his hands and feet. Smetimes the chicks would say no before he would even ask. This made luka very angry then he relised if he had a mobile phone he could send them messages and stuff. So luka broke open his piggy bank and went to dicksmiths to buy a mottorolla. Luka was pleased but after a while he noticed little scratchs in the phone, each scratch was like a thousand monkeys throwing their fecies at him at 200 miles per hour. T\Luka couldnt sleep knowing there were scratchs in his perfect little phone. The insomnia soon took over and he ended up buying another phone...... TO BE CONTINUED by DD

> BEEF