Luka and the nautious phones Pt 2...

ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH Yes that was the exsact sound luka made in his pants when he relised that he actually got another phone, the ammount of excitement was inconprehensable. He found this more exciting than any sexual feat imaganable. luka couldnt hold it in anymore so when he got home he unleashed his rage on his cat and had it roasted. this phone was special, it was the uberphone 200000 from grermany, but as you can probaly tell, this phone didn't satisfy the future phone king, he needed more, he wanted some action!, he wanted more pixles, a better resolution and a place to make love with it!, this piece of shit just wasn't good enough for luka, his parents tried to stop him but then they relised that they didn't know anything about the phones so it was ok. now luka had a major complaint, he counld wait 3 months for the next phone, so he brought every phone he could but still to no avail. then as he was selling them all, cracks appeared from omar and monkeys were back with feces and anger!!!!!!! (Pt 3 to be written by Beef!)