Luka: The Phone King

Once apon a time in the vast pits between the noisy horse of the white road and Ghetto town (doom valley). There lived a small... well not really small more large boy named luka.. Anyway Luka hadn't had much luck with girls. Luka has been rejected by more girls then he could count on both his hands and feet. Smetimes the chicks would say no before he would even ask. This made luka very angry then he relised if he had a mobile phone he could send them messages and stuff. So luka broke open his piggy bank and went to dicksmiths to buy a mottorolla. Luka was pleased but after a while he noticed little scratchs in the phone, each scratch was like a thousand monkeys throwing their fecies at him at 200 miles per hour. T\Luka couldnt sleep knowing there were scratchs in his perfect little phone. The insomnia soon took over and he ended up buying another phone...... TO BE CONTINUED by DD

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