Explosive Nutmeg

2010-10-26T00:41:00.001-07:00

god dammit

2007-11-03T03:09:00.001-07:00

it's been almost 2 FUCKING years since a fucking luka joke. FUCK MODERN TIMES

Smells like rain

2005-12-11T03:51:00.000-08:00

Jimmy, MIchael and I are going to make a song based on you, LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!! Luka we're gonna make a song about how apeshti you are, LIKE IT OR NOT!!!! Everybody has to insult Erich's blog atleast twice a week.

2005-11-11T02:47:00.000-08:00

L	Loaded with phones
U	Unreal amount of phones
K	King of the phones
A	Ape shit

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com

2005-11-11T02:20:00.000-08:00

How to make a Luka

Ingredients:

5 parts Glutney

10 parts Black

7 parts ape shit

220 parts Mobile phone know how

Method:
just bag niggas, or sell him a fake phone then watch him EXPLODE

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

sir luka king of phones.... king of the world? Pt 3

2005-11-05T01:17:00.000-08:00

Luka was on the brink of going ape shit. He's phone didn't saticify he's apish needs. Luka had no choice but to join some low life traid gang in boxhill. The gang drove to nokia island, the welcoming sign said "welcome to nokia island, how did you get here in a car?" The gang got to nokia head quaters. They attempted to break in, blast the front doors locked. So they did what anyone would do... Signal a low flying plane with smoke from the fire Luka makes from rubbing his butt cheeks together. They would then bust a cap in the drivers ass and hope the plane hits the nokia head quarters.. They could do this..... or just use the back door... The gang went through the back door and there they saw it, phone heaven. In there was every nokia ever made. Luka was so excited he wet his pants and fell unconcious.. He later awoke out side in a dase. He asked him self "where am I? why are my pants wet?" TO BE CONTINUED!!!! (by DD unless he gets someone else to do it)

Luka and the nautious phones Pt 2...

2005-11-04T00:43:00.000-08:00

ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH ARRRRRRRRGGH Yes that was the exsact sound luka made in his pants when he relised that he actually got another phone, the ammount of excitement was inconprehensable. He found this more exciting than any sexual feat imaganable. luka couldnt hold it in anymore so when he got home he unleashed his rage on his cat and had it roasted. this phone was special, it was the uberphone 200000 from grermany, but as you can probaly tell, this phone didn't satisfy the future phone king, he needed more, he wanted some action!, he wanted more pixles, a better resolution and a place to make love with it!, this piece of shit just wasn't good enough for luka, his parents tried to stop him but then they relised that they didn't know anything about the phones so it was ok. now luka had a major complaint, he counld wait 3 months for the next phone, so he brought every phone he could but still to no avail. then as he was selling them all, cracks appeared from omar and monkeys were back with feces and anger!!!!!!! (Pt 3 to be written by Beef!)

Luka: The Phone King

2005-11-01T02:30:00.000-08:00

Once apon a time in the vast pits between the noisy horse of the white road and Ghetto town (doom valley). There lived a small... well not really small more large boy named luka.. Anyway Luka hadn't had much luck with girls. Luka has been rejected by more girls then he could count on both his hands and feet. Smetimes the chicks would say no before he would even ask. This made luka very angry then he relised if he had a mobile phone he could send them messages and stuff. So luka broke open his piggy bank and went to dicksmiths to buy a mottorolla. Luka was pleased but after a while he noticed little scratchs in the phone, each scratch was like a thousand monkeys throwing their fecies at him at 200 miles per hour. T\Luka couldnt sleep knowing there were scratchs in his perfect little phone. The insomnia soon took over and he ended up buying another phone...... TO BE CONTINUED by DD

> BEEF

2005-10-29T05:05:00.000-07:00

hehe... whiff

Well thats embarrasing

2005-10-29T05:02:00.000-07:00

a lovely illustration of ape fever.

The New NOKIA 26000

2005-10-28T19:59:00.000-07:00

Yes thats right, this is the new model of phone. It has:

buttons
numbers
speaker
one ringtone (barbie girl by Aqua)
detachable screen
candy on the inside

The price is $3,000 for this phone, and you get a discount if you are the phone king (aka luka).

THE TRUTH COMES OUT

2005-10-14T20:09:00.000-07:00

BUSH IS A NAZI!

some stuf man aint suppost to know!

hmm, im gonna hide back in my sock draw now

.::You gO NoW!::.

2005-10-10T17:52:00.000-07:00

Now beofre i report this i must tell you all to hold your ear lobes or else they will swim to iceland. MAGPIES HAVE RED EYES! When i walked home on that mid summers eve a magpie flew down and i stared at it straight in the eyes and found that they were red. It was like "BAEGHF;AH" you know that sound they make when they are trying to steal your babies and then flew off with the whole population of micronesia on its back. Anyways my advice to you all is to eat your foot because it prevents tuberculosis and is a candidate for the egyptian parliament. Who knows one day you could be one of their million gods! Good bye and farewell Hehe also i ahve planted a ticking time bomb in all of your wombs, even you men since i planted wombs in you with time bombs so HAHAHAHAH! xoxox laura Sniff my hairy pit!!!!!!!!!!

.::A StOrMs a bReWiN!::.

2005-10-08T19:28:00.000-07:00

Yar!Does anyone find it strange that my feet are actually my hands???! Yes well thats not my fault its those blue whales trying to get me gold but they'll never get it ever since they clipped my dorsal fin and said i wasnt good enough to travel the world and the seven seas! So now i fly around spain with birds in my eye lids! A POX ON YOU ALL! a plague on both your houses and that soon we will declare war and blow up all the countries that find earth worms important to them! Take that! YAR THE STORMS A BREWIN IN THE EAST NORTH AND WEST! but not in the south the pandas arnt included! Hehe have fun sitting watching and forver waiting! HAHAHAHA!
xoxo *.::LaUrA::.* Hehe
Tommy we got hosed..LETS GET EM! GET FUCKED SAN DIAGO AND YOU FEEL GOOD NATURAL GALLAS!(for you incompetent badgers they are a grey and pink cockatoo(not the porno kind) The ones that TALK! AND READ MINDS!) HAHA xoxo

oh yer

2005-10-08T00:33:00.000-07:00

MAN this is what i call a BLOG!!! As many ppl join as possible!!

Larry the Nacho part one

2005-10-08T00:27:00.000-07:00

Once upon a time there lived a fruity nacho. His name was Larry. Larry had many hobbies and interests, but he was mainly interested in blowing things up.
One day he decided to blow up his parents and THAT HE DID. He blew up his parents. Then he decided to go for a stroll until he came across a norweigean boy named Clarence. Clarence was psychopath and liked to kill cats.
One day Larry and Clarence went for a stroll blowing things up and launching wallnuts at cats. Then later on in the afternoon, Larry said 'wait a minute i think my toast is ready', and he went home to eat some toast
TO BE CONTINUED

I'm angry at the injustices in the world

2005-10-07T23:57:00.000-07:00

Christ, what is this place?